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[11 Aug 2006|11:04am]
dear dirty rotten skank(s)

i know it's easy to become fascinated with me. I mean, step one: look at me. step two: look at you. Exactly. But you have to try and fight it. I can't imagine a life where I was so concerned with everyone else that I didn't have time to stop and realize I was a dirty rotten skank. Now, if you have discovered this is about you, I applaud you. That's a step in the right direction. I'm tired of your cute little rumors about me and how you try to talk down about me. It's amusing for about a minute, but that's only 60 seconds. I don't know about you, but I have one more year left in this amazing town and I'm not going to be bothered by you and your made up stories. So, you dirty rotten skank, "gtfo"


signed,
jessfacekilla. omg i'm so sexy.


dear everyone else,
what this all means is everything will be friends only until i get creative enough and motivated enough to make a new journal. Bitches love me, what can I say.

signed,
jessfacekilla. omg i'm still so sexy.
15 said "You're supposed to be the happy one."

[09 Aug 2006|10:57am]
i'm hungry
i have a mountain dew
i'm cooking top ramen
then i have to finish painting the fence.

tomorrow i have a breakfast date with cute joseph.
but not even a date
because that's just silly.
but i'm excited nonetheless.

i don't remember what i'm doing on friday
but then Saturday is El Olio Wolof in Visalia.
I'm so excited.

But then school starts on monday.
But whatever because then on Saturday Meg and Jen are having their party.
And I want to ask this cute boy Geoff to go.

Hahah I better be careful.
People are going to start thinking I fancy these boys.
I fancy only one.
And I don't mean only one boy.
That's just as silly as the first thought.

I took senior pictures today.
they were dumb.

I might start tutoring my cousin for like $10 an hour.
That's cool.
She doesn't like me.
But for $10 an hour, she'll learn to deal with me.

There's real good music on Fuse today.
Oh Warped Wednesday how I love you.

I might go to Sacramento with my brother so I can see Vanessa...
I hope I go anyway.


I hope for a lot of things.


This has been a crazy summer. I'm ready to be done with it.
Things have changed again.
Things always change.
Times they are a-changing.

I'm learning.
I swear to god I'm learning.
You'll see.
<3
1 said "You're supposed to be the happy one."

[07 Aug 2006|10:44pm]
why are like half the songs on hgb's new album...old?

and uh i like the live version of here in your arms way super better.
we'll see how i feel about the rest.

hmph.
2 said "You're supposed to be the happy one."

[07 Aug 2006|05:51pm]
a little boy asked me why i drink soymilk today
and i said "because it's healthy, it has vitamins a,b,c,d,&e in it and now cows were harmed in the making"
and he just looked at me so me and heather walked away
and she said "wow you should just go around promoting soy milk, because you know a lot. that was weird"

i laughed
and now i'm enjoying a glass of soymilk.
"You're supposed to be the happy one."

[07 Aug 2006|03:09pm]
shaking
shaking
shaking

we're gonna die like this you know...
miserable and old.
"You're supposed to be the happy one."

[07 Aug 2006|02:36am]
i wish i had a tempurpedic bed.
next time my parents are out of town, i'm sleeping in their bed.
fuck staying the night with someone.
that sounds soooo nice right now.

dammit.
everything is all wrong.
"You're supposed to be the happy one."

[05 Aug 2006|03:18pm]


uhhhhhhhhhh
"You're supposed to be the happy one."

[05 Aug 2006|01:58pm]
yes i got another girlfriend
oh yea. i got two girlfriends.
don't cry, it doesn't mean it's the end.
you're my girlfriend too.


hahahahahahaha
how could something sooo good end up so wrong?!?!?!?!
fucking france.


ps.
no i won't try and pull any stunts like 2 girls in bed at once
don't you trust me, i got 2 but i want three.
4 said "You're supposed to be the happy one."

[01 Aug 2006|12:54pm]
The Magic Bullet informercial is on.
I'm so relieved.
I haven't seen it in like a week.
I think I'll write a song about the magic bullet.
and how badly I want/need it.
And all the things I can make in only 15 minutes without dirtying a pot or a pan.
Shit man. 3 easy payments of $33.33!?!? that's it?!!? you will be mine magic bullet. you will be mine.
1-800-747-0958
that's right. it's programmed in my phone.
And I'll call when I can afford 3 easy payments for $33.33.
Then I'll be in smoothie/salsa/nacho cheese/marinara sauce/alfredo heaven.
IT'S THE ULTIMATE PARTY MACHINE!
16 said "You're supposed to be the happy one."

[30 Jul 2006|01:10am]
my vagina hurts.

Hanging out with vanessa was hellof fun.
People are great.
2 said "You're supposed to be the happy one."

[27 Jul 2006|10:17am]
I'm awake.
And I think it's dumb.
I dropped Rik and Tonya off at the bar
and saw Danny there.
:)
"You're supposed to be the happy one."

[26 Jul 2006|12:43am]
i'm making a present a day for 7 months.
yup.
7 months.

any suggestions?
i could sure use some cuz that's a lot of presents.

here's day #1's gift



5 said "You're supposed to be the happy one."

the magic bullet = ♥ [24 Jul 2006|06:38pm]
Infested Skank: I was watchin' the magic bullet informical last night.
insideoutfashion: i know. i'm so proud
Infested Skank: haha.
Infested Skank: I wanted to change it.
Infested Skank: then I would.
insideoutfashion: youc an't
Infested Skank: and then go back to it.
insideoutfashion: you can't fight the magic bullet
Infested Skank: hahaha.
insideoutfashion: that's the beauty of it
insideoutfashion: and now you NEED it
Infested Skank: yea, pretty much.
Infested Skank: I need to buy one.
Infested Skank: for what?
Infested Skank: I have no clue.
Infested Skank: but it's rad that it'll be in my house in case I want to use it.
insideoutfashion: for ANYTHING
insideoutfashion: because it can do ANYTHING
Infested Skank: damn right.
2 said "You're supposed to be the happy one."

[24 Jul 2006|11:51am]
i wish i knew which phone number for amber to call
i wish tonya would call
i better get to see addison.

i need to poop.

the new rlgl songs are freaking amazing.
love us.
http://www.myspace.com/xredlightxgreenlightx
& tell all your friends to love us too.

i'm going to poop now.
))<>((
forever.
"You're supposed to be the happy one."

[24 Jul 2006|12:48am]
I'm totally gonna have my hair like this.


yuppppppppppppppppp
3 said "You're supposed to be the happy one."

[23 Jul 2006|08:48pm]
we finally got our computer fixed.
that makes me so happy.

i went to the fair last night.
it was alright.
i'll put up pictures in a little bit.

i drove allll over today.

tomorrow amber's going to dye some of my hair purple.
and maybe pink.
it's gonna be amazing.

and uh
maybe addison?

i want to make music.
and i want myspace to work.
"You're supposed to be the happy one."

[22 Jul 2006|01:16am]
i feel kind of sick.
i fell asleep on the couch at the mainzer.

i'm going to the fair tomorrow.
i didn't see addison today.

i don't like going this long without seeing tonya.
i'm ready to see her like right now.
or like ...3 days ago.
2 said "You're supposed to be the happy one."

[21 Jul 2006|01:16am]
I heard the best music today.
Horse Feathers.
fuck.
It's lover music.
No joke.
Complete with a saw, a banjo, an acoustic guitar, about 1/5 of a drum set, and a guitar. and um a tambourine and i forgot what else.

Tomorrow I see Addison.
Fuck everything else.

Then me and Tonya are taking over the fair, I think.


lovelovelovleov.leovleovelvle
2 said "You're supposed to be the happy one."

[20 Jul 2006|12:36am]
I hate:
the commercial I keep seeing on tv about how this generation is the prescription pill popping generation. With all the kids going and stealing their parents'/grandparents' pills.

I love:
that every night my dad abuses his sleeping pills. He's a drug addict. And he's in complete denial about it.



It's time for lunch.
"You're supposed to be the happy one."

[19 Jul 2006|06:28pm]
i'm a happy boy again.
she makes me so happy i could vomit.
vomit rainbows. and happy things.
like giraffes.
with feathers on their heads.

then i'd sit in the dirt and play with the worms.

i know a girl who's real fucking cute when she's sleepy.
3 said "You're supposed to be the happy one."

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